Are you missing the gorge?

Abstract

The world is going mad!

• An airline gives away two million free seats…

• Need a new car? No problem, you get one free when you arrange a new mortgage.³

• Going into hospital? How about choosing your own room decoration, including the artwork to hang in your room? Didn’t you know improving the Customer Experience makes patients heal faster?⁴

• How can a public library with a city population of 52,000 people be attracting 3500 people a day?⁵

• Would you like a Chilly Willie (an ice cream)? The natural place to get one is a hi-fi specialist!⁶

• Would you like to fly a MiG jet? What about being a zookeeper? Or how about driving a rally car? These can be bought in a box at your local store: it’s one of the highest growth retail sectors.⁷

• Would you like to drink water from a 23,000-year-old glacier? Buy it in a bottle: it’s more convenient that way!⁸

• How about getting married somewhere unusual? What about honeymooning at an Ice Hotel⁹ that is constructed each year entirely from ice?