Abstract
The following three jokes (125, 126 and 127) are all about a common affliction for elderly people - losing their memory. Match the punch lines (a-f) to their related joke. Note: There are six punch lines, but only three jokes.
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a)
“Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
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b)
“Why am I knocking on wood?”
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c)
“Where’s my ice-cream with a cherry on top?”
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d)
“Who’s Rose?”
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e)
“Who’s there?”
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f)
“Where’s the toast?”
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- aisle
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corridor
- assets
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possessions
- barbecue
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cooking device for use outdoors
- be on automatic pilot
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when the plane flies itself without the intervention of a human pilot
- be stuck
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be immobile
- beckoned
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made a movement with hand to indicate that he should come near her
- bite one’s nails
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eat the ends of one’s fingers
- board
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get on (plane, train, bus)
- boast
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talk with excessive self-satisfaction
- break down
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cease to function, fail
- bystander
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someone who happened to be there at the time
- cockpit
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where the pilots sit
- come to a standstill
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stop moving
- couch
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sofa
- couch
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sofa
- discharge
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be officially allowed to leave a hospital after being a patient there
- drive-up window
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place where you can buy fast food directly from your car
- dumbstruck
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unable to speak, in a state of shock
- edge
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side
- enthused
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very happy and satisfied
- fired
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heated
- fitted with
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equipped with
- fix one’s gaze
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look carefully
- forgetful
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prone to not being able to remember
- freeway
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main road with several lanes
- gifted
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talented
- give someone a break
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leave someone alone
- give someone a hard time
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make things difficult for someone
- glancing
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looking around
- glare
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look at someone angrily
- gorgeous
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very beautiful
- gown
-
dress
- hearing aid
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device to enable the wearer to hear better
- heaven
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place where dead people go if they have lived a good life
- honey
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term of affection
- keep pace with
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be in line with
- kiln
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furnace
- lawnmower
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machine for cutting the grass
- lips
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external part of mouth
- long for
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really want
- lunatic
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crazy person
- lying
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not telling the truth
- mascara
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black line for eyes
- masterpiece
-
best work
- muster
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find
- not care
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not worried or concerned
- noxious odors
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horrible, polluting smells
- out of your mind
-
crazy
- plow (GB: plough)
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crash into
- practical joke
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trick
- pretty mad
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quite angry
- razor
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device for shaving, removing hair from face
- red light
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traffic light
- reluctantly
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against his wishes
- rescue ship
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a ship that would find him
- retired
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no longer working because have reached the age of retirement (typically 60-65)
- rough draft
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first version
- row
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transport oneself in a rowboat
- rowboat
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small boat powered by oars (pole with a flat side)
- scare
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make afraid
- shaken
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emotionally shocked
- sheepishly
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rather embarrassed
- slam the gas pedal
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put his foot down hard on the accelerator
- sleeper car
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train wagon where you can sleep
- slip into
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change into very casual clothes
- smoothly
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without difficulty
- smugly
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showing excessive satisfaction with oneself
- sneak up
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walk up behind someone quietly
- stare
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look with fixed eyes
- startled
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surprised
- stern
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back of boat
- survive
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not be killed
- take off
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go into the air
- tapping with a cane
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using the white stick that the blind (people who can’t see) use
- tear
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what your eyes produces when you are sad
- ticket
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parking fine (i.e. money to be paid to local administration for parking illegally)
- tools
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utensils
- top speed
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maximum speed
- touch wood
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phrase said by superstitious people
- traffic warden
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someone employed to make sure citizens park in the right place
- turn out
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reveal itself
- used to
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accustomed to
- vacuuming
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cleaning using an electric device
- wash up
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appear from the sea
- wharf
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landing place
- what the heck
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exclamation of surprise
- wheel
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push him on the wheelchair
- whine
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cry and complain
- will
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a legal document specifying how you wish your money and property to be dealt with when you die
- windshield
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glass at the front of a car
- wove
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made
- wrinkle
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to make unwanted lines and folds in clothes
- wrong way
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opposite to the correct direction
- yell
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shout
- You bet
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You’re welcome
- zoom
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go very fast
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Wallwork, A. (2018). Men and Women. In: Jokes. Easy English!. Springer, Cham. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-319-67247-2_6
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