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Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don’t Bother To Do The Math

  • Matthew Baldwin

Abstract

A new poll shows that seven out of every five of Americans don’t bother to do the math. “When asked, 53% percent said that, when reading or hearing anything that involves two or more numbers, they don’t even try to do the math,” said lead pollster Bradley Noel. “Another 49% said they will often think about doing the math but ultimately decide against it. Only 19% said they will actually add things up to see if the report makes sense.” The results were greeted with elation from the 47 Republicans and 38 Democrats in the 100-member Senate. “This is great news,” said Senate Majority Leader Pam Crader(D). “When discussing budgets or taxes, we can pretty much make stuff up: millions, trillions, deficits, surpluses—it’s all the same to them.” Advertisers were equally enthusiastic. “This will allow us to offer consumers 1500 free hours of service during their first month of membership,” said AOL marketer Ted Rawlins. Only the Department of Education has expressed misgivings about the findings. “Mathematical apathy is one of the top three educational problems this nation faces,” DOE Chairman David Kahn warned. “The other one is illiteracy.”

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© Alan Graham and Bonnie Burton 2004

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  • Matthew Baldwin

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